I read about this new Republic in The Desert Sun (local paper in Palm Springs) The Sultan himself, Randy “R Dub” Williams invited readers to the opening ceremony for the newest self-proclaimed independent republic. Attendees were then invited to become citizens of Slowjamastan … please raise your right hand and repeat after me…… How could I resist such an offer? Here’s how you can apply for citizenship online. Ample press reporters were in attendance – not only from The Desert Sun but John Bartell from ABC 10 in Sacramento brought international attention to Slowjamastan.
The Republic of Slowjamastan is located adjacent to the Salton Sea (in Imperial County) on Route 78. From I-10 follow Route 86 toward Salton Sea. Look for Route 78 (it’s easy to miss) and head westerly a few miles. It’s very close to the border of Imperial and San Diego Counties. If you reach the town of Ocotillo Wells turn around – but then how could you miss that big ole sign welcoming you to Slowjamastan?
Here are highlight pictures of the ceremony events.
Dissecting the Flag: (from the Slowjamastan official web site)
“The new flag’s main color is teal, combining the calming properties of blue with the renewal qualities of green. It is a revitalizing and rejuvenating color that also represents open communication and clarity of thought. For Tibetan monks, teal is symbolic of the infinity of the sea and sky, while it is the color of truth and faith for Egyptians. For Slowjamastanians, it is simply the color that the Sultan looks best in. It really brings out his piercing eyes.”
“On the bottom of the flag are two waves that represent the endless sand dunes of Slowjamastan. In the middle, sits The Republic’s official national animal, the racoon. He is holding an axe, as a warning to our enemies that he will cut you. F**k around and find out.”
“The nation’s motto, “Freedom, Honor, Respect” is written in Latin under the racoon.”
“The racoon is surrounded by a blazing sun because it’s f***ing hot in Slowjamastan.”
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